KNIGHT · BLADE · V8

Sword RARINU$SWORARINU

Ancient armor. Golden sword. Red Ferrari. $SWORARINU brings the medieval warrior spirit straight into the fastest lane of the modern meme market.

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LAP 2 · THE TALE

A knight walks into a dealership

The kingdom gave him a horse. He looked at it, looked at the green candles on the horizon and asked for something with more horses.

So now the armour is five hundred years old, the sword is solid gold and the ride does zero to moon in one candle.

Chivalry is not dead. It just stopped obeying speed limits.

LAP 3 · THE ROYAL GARAGE

Pick his ride

LAP 4 · HOW TO RIDE

Three pit stops, then the beach

  1. Grab a walletAny one that fits in a gauntlet.
  2. Fuel it upAdd some coin for the road.
  3. Paste the CA into the DexCopy it at the finish line below and swap for $SWORARINU.
  4. Park. Umbrella. Nap.The sword holds the parasol. You hold the bag.